H4NDSON
/ fag
divinepenalty
evolus
/ hm
divinepenalty
╱╱ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀will reply to everything tmw <3 a bit tired rn so I'm heading to sleep.. maybe. but promise everything will be replied to
italianprides
@divinepenalty / i’ll try responding to our stuff too before i eventually sleep , tho you better return the favor or else i’m gonna crawl in your ear /j
alltheocracy
it seems they are still sleeping.
alltheocracy
.. what food do humans eat?
alltheocracy
get your hands off my chest, dio brando.
alltheocracy
“now, now,” he soothes, chest rumbling with some sort of twisted laugh. it’s a clash of two gods and he, ultimately, has won. bloodied eyes peer at the other, crinkled in amusement, poorly poised in faux sympathy. he has the younger against the bed, one hand clasped to the other’s throat as the sheer width of him straddles so effortlessly. a faultless manoeuvre of overpowering dio. he is the better god, it seems. it’s not uncommon to see the two bicker relentlessly, but physical altercations are rare. perhaps kars has tired of such immature foolery, and now he has “snapped” per se - although he is always composed. always. “calm down, hm?” mocking, all too mocking, victory like sweet gold on his tongue as he stares through heavy lids at the fallen god before him.
divinepenalty
⠀⠀⠀﹙⠀⠀@incipimris⠀⠀﹚⠀⠀⠀ ❛⠀⠀unhand me you absolute bafoon - you absolute - gah - fool ! ugh !⠀⠀❜ his hand struggles with removing the one set so stubbornly against his neck , breathing that was already laboured with the efforts of their physical rouse that occurred only seconds ago becoming worse . eyes of gold flicker up to meet the gaze of the mocking god , temper only becoming more heated with the indication of underestimation . ❛⠀⠀i'm perfectly calm .⠀⠀❜ he spits almost instantly at his ridiculing , tone full of venom . ❛⠀⠀this is not your win . i .. i let you .⠀⠀❜ the both of them knew that was a lie . he had slipped up , made a mistake - he , the invincible and immortal DIO . too ashamed to admit such a fact , he would feign his intentions all for the benefit of his own pride . ❛⠀⠀now stop gloating your cheated "win" and get off me .⠀⠀❜
H4NDSON
i don’t need you to walk me to work, especially with that hideous umbrella.
divinepenalty
⠀⠀⠀﹙⠀⠀@H4NDSON⠀⠀﹚⠀⠀⠀ ❛⠀⠀no .⠀⠀❜ plucking his wrist from where it was and dropping it , the vampire goes back to crossing his arms . ❛⠀⠀aren't you serious about work ? you'll really let yourself get distracted so easily ? not dedicates as you think then . pathetic .⠀⠀❜
H4NDSON
it won’t. why are you- /following/ me? * he puts a hand on the other’s chest - as if that could stop him - with a scowl * go back. immediately.
divinepenalty
⠀⠀⠀﹙⠀⠀@H4NDSON⠀⠀﹚⠀⠀⠀ ❛⠀⠀and i hope one shits on that tacky suit .⠀⠀❜ he states in return , sliding down the sunglasses from his nose to give him an exaggerated look over before following after him .
H4NDSON
why are you- what are you /doing/?
divinepenalty
⠀⠀⠀﹙⠀⠀@H4NDSON⠀⠀﹚⠀⠀⠀ ❛⠀⠀whatever do you mean by "make it quick" .⠀⠀❜ he has the audacity to act coy , fingers moving to caress his cheek . ❛⠀⠀i never understood your obsession with hands that don't even move . isn't it upsetting ... having a cold , barely satiable handjob ?⠀⠀❜ his grip loosens and instead , the hand around his hip moves so that his fingers could slide between the crease of his trousers in between clothed asscheeks . ❛⠀⠀surely something like this is much better , no ? tell me , yoshikage .⠀⠀❜
H4NDSON
you’re going to make me retch. * is mumbled under his breath because truly, such a comment makes kira forget himself for just a moment. but he has to admit - these constant.. bickers, he decides to call them, are entertaining. more than he’d like to admit * yes, yes. whatever you say. * wide eyes watch the bag’s safety, relief almost making him collapse to his knees. she’s safe. that’s all that matters right now * wh- * is all kira can successfully splutter as his gaze is plucked so rudely from her. yes. that’s right. he /did/ promise * make it quick.
divinepenalty
⠀⠀⠀﹙⠀⠀@H4NDSON⠀⠀﹚⠀ ❛⠀⠀you're so pretty when you're pleading .⠀⠀❜ he compliments , satiated greatly by his compliance even with the title . this back and forth game that they played was much more entertaining when kira decided to indulge . it makes him simper delightfully . ❛⠀⠀well . since you promised . and remember , i don't take people who break them easily ..⠀⠀❜ and finally , he lowers the bag slowly and places it aside on the counter , making sure kira's attention was on the safety of the return entirely before a thumb and forefinger are gripping his chin to bring his gaze back . ❛⠀⠀now then . what to do with you .⠀⠀❜
H4NDSON
i put garlic in that so i hope you choke on your own vomit
divinepenalty
⠀⠀⠀﹙⠀⠀@H4NDSON⠀⠀﹚⠀⠀⠀ ❛⠀⠀don't - you absolute .⠀⠀❜ DIO scoffs loudly , comically so in fact . ❛⠀⠀that's not your place to judge .⠀⠀❜
H4NDSON
* kira only looks on unimpressed, for once pleased that he seems to have caught dio in a place of fluster. a rare sight indeed - but that made it more enjoyable * and yet you ate it all up anyway. stupid.
divinepenalty
⠀⠀⠀﹙⠀⠀@H4NDSON⠀⠀﹚⠀⠀⠀ ❛⠀⠀i barely had time to digest it . it is not idiotic - i was .⠀⠀❜ DIO pauses for a second in frantic search of an excuse , though maintaining a completely calm facade . ❛⠀⠀distracted . yes . i was distracted . this food of yours to feed your weak feeble stomach is of no use to me - so i didnt even stop to consider it's terrible taste .⠀⠀❜