mags

Read my one shot. It's amazing. You won't regret it at all. 

(there's a lot of things wrong in this noggin of mine so that's my explanation for everything below)

(the parenthesis are me editing this 1-2 years later bee tee dubs)

Sup bicth (in that order), you're either here because you saw my comment and thought I was a professional comedian or I saw yours and thought the same thing. Now that you're here how abt you read my bio. 

I'm in too many fandoms pls help me

I make dick jokes even though I have la vaginidad, but trust me, my dick is quite the lengthy one.

cream of the crop you could say, also im in love with kristen stewart, this one person from my sophomore year drawing class and some other girl in my first hour. (guys this is me from like a year later and i literally don't remember the girl from first hour). also does anyone wanna do shrooms with me.  

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parmaham with a side of homemade mash.

I have no life so I'm always on wattpad. (now known as lies. my heart is with ao3 no offense). 

I'll follow you back if you follow me because that's common curtesy and if anyone doesn't do that they don't deserve to get their dick wet. 

Also can we talk abt how we can't use emojis in the direct messages, that's also rude. 

I cut my fingernails yesterday (June 14, 2020) and now my fingers looks like toes. (did that yesterday actually *december 27, 2021*)

Hope you have an amazing day. 

GUYS. WHY IS TUESDAY THE THIRD DAY OF THE WEEK. IT SHOULD BE THE SECOND IM VERY ANGRY.  ITS EITHER THE SECOND DAY OF THE WEEK OR IT SHOULD BE RENAMED TO THREESDAY. END OF STORY.
 
GUYS. CAN WE STAND WITHOUT OUR TOES.

GUYS. WHY IS THE PLURAL OF MOOSE NOT MEESE IF THE PLURAL OF GOOSE IS GEESE. 

GUYS. WHY ISNT RUDE SPELLED LIKE ROOD IF MOOD IS SPELLED LIKE MOOD NOT MUDE.

incoming details: i had to leave the theater mid spiderman no way home because i almost shit my pants. genuinely. i had to run.