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@hauntedmothers          helping…  obviously.    i  can’t   really   /stop/  my  brother  but  i  can  fix  what  he  does.  so—-  i’m  here.  just tell  me  what  you  want  me  to  clean.

@heartingderry 
            
            //OH MY GOD??? <3

/ here and deena immediately 

@heartingderry   /   hiiiii

@heartingderry    ★   oh,   ..bummer .   you’re still  kinda  good  at  it  so  that   ..sucks 

@gunsels         it’s  more  …  for  fun  now  i  guess.   my  extracurriculars  got  in  the  way  of  playing  for  the  team. 

@heartingderry   ★   well  it’s  all  you’re  really good  for  at  the  moment .. 

@itprequel         is   that   all  you  want   me  to  do? 

@heartingderry   ★  just— stand  there  and keep   watch.  if  you  see  anything  .  scream

@heartingderry    .  ݁  ˖  ok,  drew,   i  seriously think  you’re  just  overthinking  everything   . eye  contact  doesn’t  mean  they’re  in  love  !   you just—    ugh   .   listen.. i'm  old,  tired  and  is  in  no  way  shape  or  form  ready  to  deal with a  jealous  teenager .  why  not  just  ask  either of  them  what’s  going  on— like a normal person 

@itprequel          i   don’t  wanna  go  with  them  to  watch  them  stare  lovingly  into  each  others  eyes!   i’m   /not/    going  with  them. 

@heartingderry   ★    no,  andrew,  he's  not  convincing  her  to  do  anything .  the  worst  they  can  do  is  stay  out  until  three  in  the morning  doing  their  sherlock  holmes  adventures  with  this  clown  thing!  .. and  be asleep  on  the couch  by  the  time  i  leave  for  work .    /you/  should  go with  them  some  time 

@heartingderry   ★   what?   it  works  on burglars !

@itprequel          and  you  think  we  can  just  barge  in  there  and  tell  the  clown  to  back  off  and  it’ll  just    /listen/??

@heartingderry ★  this  isn’t  an  action  movie,  you  can’t  just  jump  in  with  a  baseball  bat from  God  knows  what  height  and  swing   your bat  so  hard  it  acts  like  a  sword .  that’s not  how  it  works  

@heartingderry  ★ easy.  you  tell  her  about your  interest  and  then  ask  her  about  hers! there's always something we're both interested in!

@curlfries         then   how   do  you  get a   girlfriend?    enlighten   me,  since  you  know  so  much. 

@heartingderry ★   no,  no  it's  a  surprise.  it was  an  absolute  change  of  events .   don’t  even  know  how  you  got  there .  but  as  for me    ?    i  know  EXACTLY  what  to  do  to  get  a girlfriend