hercuIes

dr otto octavius is hot 

hercuIes

Bro I can never tell if a girl is staring at me bc she’s interested in me or she wants to fight…are we tussling or kissing 

prycota

@hercuIes maybe it's bc she wants to plan a mass murder with you ..
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hercuIes

what if…we did both?
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hercuIes

Sometimes I think about how my dads friend named his daughter after me and IT MAKES ME MAD LMAO 

hercuIes

@argentsvogue you know that Spider-Man meme where they’re pointing at each other? That’s basically me to the other “me”. 
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argentsvogue

no bc i’d be mad too LMFAO
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hercuIes

I’m mad about it as if I wasn’t named after a celebrity but STILL
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hercuIes

Something about laying in a hospital bed is so embarrassing…I won’t be doing it again 

hercuIes

@argentsvogue no bc the way they wheeled me around the hospital…like I felt so dumb. Next time I’ll just die instead 
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-SKATA

Are you okay?
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