the egotist

wtf is next i start using Capitalization correctly

hey hi hello someone fu king end me bc i get the millennial hatred for job interviews

some ppl have no basic manners like wow you did Not have a chinese mom

oh my god hi i love your writing your poetry has me in a chokehold

the ordeal of being known: mortifying

mom come pick me up i’m scared

eco-pack is undoubtably faye wong’s best work on this i will not debate

be heart smart! eat your goddamn cheerios

lol fuck high school i’m swiping left and getting my ged 

messy bitches