I am a human. And I decided to update my bio.
I can transpire, digest, reproduce and do various other humanly functions like any other human.
I can also (apparently) read, (probably) write and (definitely) talk about face mite.
I can also potentially mute you if you dare advertise your book and/or community in my message box. But not before reporting you for spam.
But, I can assure you that if you decide to converse with me, you would find nothing short of plain human interaction.
So do interact with me humans.
This human's favorite novel is "The Good Earth" because it has earth in the title and I like earth.
This human's favorite song is "Earth" by Lil Dicky because the song's about earth.
This human's favorite movie is "Earth (1998)" because of obvious reasons.
I hope to get along with my fellow humans on my stay here. I hope to have fun.
That man you called ugly? He's gonna come after you.
The girl you called ugly? She's gonna rip out your heart when she finally bursts.
That dude you bully in school? He's definitely gonna be a future serial killer. And you're gonna be his first victim.
So humans, be smart, be kind and don't mess with people who can mess with you. Instead, kill ants! They can't do nothing to you.
(I'm not sure if a website exists like the one shown in my website thingy but if it does, it's my favorite website.)
- Among the humans
- JoinedNovember 26, 2019
- website: Earth.com
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