Wassup? I'm way to into vines and memes so if you come with the dank you gonna get spanked if you know what I mean. ;)
"Like what do they think we do?
I've never just 👉👈... like I don't even think lesbians even ✊✊." -MacDoesIt 2019
I'm Zachary by the way.
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Stories by Kermit
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How Not to get on the Bad Side of...
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Just a few, maybe a lot of rules you need to follow if you ever want to live with me.

A Book Called "No One Cares"
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So this'll probably just be a crack book. This will have some stuff about me, maybe art and probably a bit of...