I eat fanfics

Greetings fellow wattpad sinner! 

I am your guide Marie, GIF supplier and ring leader of several protection squads, keep your device on- not on full brightness to avoid tainting the innocent eyes of passing snoopers- as we take a deeper dive into my fanfiction journey.

Take hold of ur bleach and holy water for I will introduce u to my collection of reading lists, most of which are *chefs kiss*

⚠️Beware of the teeth-rotting, diabetes-inducing fluff. 
❗Side effects may include: heart combustion, heart melting, warm/fuzzy feelings and tingles, butterflies in stomach, uncontrollable giggles, broken uwu machines, sweating eyes, red cheeks, heart break and hanahaki.

⚠️Beware of unholy, not-PG smut. Be sure to keep your Bluetooth off and remember to grab ur holy water and bible.
❗Side effects may include: lenny faces, wetness (sweat of course), loss of innocence and mental virginity, heart palpitations and unstable breathing.

Choice of men range from: 2d, 3d, non-existent, fictional, on the other side of the planet, young, old, hot, kpop, western, anime, cute, sexy, unattainable and simp worthy.

We do not accept furries.

Embark on your journey, thirsty traveller, be sure to drop any recommendations on the convo :D

-old account. very cringe.