☞  jess • taurus •  fanfic writer

❝i used to care a lot about the little things.
now i care little about a lot of things❞



A bag of bags bisexual with a bad case of the munchies and slight agoraphobia who hails from House Tyrell and studied in House Slytherin.

Favourite past-times include: drinking coffee, ruining reader's nights, listening to tfb, eating spicy foods, and wasting a lot of my time doing nothing.

livin' it up in phoenix,
originally from san diego
future is in alaska




INSTA: microwavedcoffeewp


☞ currently working on. . .
HERMIONE'S TWIN (f.w.)
HAPPENSTANCE (j.h.)
[ UPDATES ARE ON SUNDAYS ]

☞ on hold . . .
CHOCOLATE FROGS (r.w.)
HOUSE OF ELVES (b.t.e.)
PSYCHOMETRY (e.d.)

☞ coming soon . . .
THE LABYRINTH OF TELMAR (e.p.)
OH, SWEET NIGHTINGALE (m.t.e.)

☞ playlists

HERMIONE'S TWIN:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5nRw9ge1bCQDRrMcIgyauY?si=f2591723542f44e1

GRANGER DANGER:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1iAGuotNJttg6zMH2AV3yh?si=933c4cce82eb48a8

HAPPENSTANCE:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/103gQs6F5z6tfZP2yGi82q?si=1d3d96e9f6534b87

OH, SWEET NIGHTINGALE:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4IIOp073t6j8TLlJACYEO8?si=814142c9dd0c4d66

PSYCHOMETRY:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7GVd16JKYltmbk4Q9JzkM7?si=a52c833c27f14a4c
  • Phoenix, Arizona
  • JoinedJuly 17, 2011


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microwavedcoffee microwavedcoffee Aug 28, 2023 09:18PM
Happenstance just hit 100k reads!? Thank you all who've supported the story. Man, I feel shite because I haven't updated it in a whiiiiile.
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