Don't invade Russia in the winter.

I'm not dead, I'm just a college student. So only 95% dead.
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Stories by Oarfish
Countryhumans x Reader Oneshots by oarfish14
Countryhumans x Reader Oneshots
From scuba diving in the Gulf of Mexico to punching Germany, this book has a lot of different adventures for...
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3,000 Miles Away (King George III x Reader) by oarfish14
3,000 Miles Away (King George III...
"Lieutenant, speak when spoken to-" He choked when he got a glimpse of my face. "Yes, George...
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