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any pronouns🌈

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slytherin, leo, entp-t
i live for terrible songs + rain & thunder
aspiring milf 😩

⁺˚*･༓☾ hey! welcome!☽༓･*˚⁺

i've only recently discovered that i'm absolutely terrible at writing profile biographies.
i honestly just want to throw a bunch of haphazard words together and pray it works, which i admit, got me through many years of school.
i spend lots of time writing, reading and drawing, but i have to say my greatest talent is to talk myself out of buying every single item until my shopping cart is empty. i love both coffee and tea, because i need 12 shots of undiluted caffeine every morning to make sure i can even read my computer screen. i enjoy playing video games, something along the lines of old-school minecraft, mario kart, the dig, the world of goo, but my absolute favorite: animal crossing new horizons. tom nook, you capitalist tanooki, how dare you put me into crippling debt!
besides bullying my animal crossing villagers, my other hobbies include watching one too many true crime videos, collect stickers but then develop sticker anxiety, develop deep-rooted envy towards every person on etsy and scrubbing off failed makeup at strange hours of the morning so my family won't start ask questions.
a couple of finishing points could be: favorite perfume is vanilla-scented, it smells like the best cake in the world. only flex i have is that i listen to artic monkeys without calling myself indie. water is wet and no one can tell me otherwise. i wish i lived in my little french hometown village and that this whole pandemic thing is over.
that's all for now. please remember to stay safe and wear a mask! this is not over and the sooner we fight through this, the sooner the world will bloom again.

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friend me on ShortStories101 @/sabi
joint account with @sarcxsticmess is @boujeetrxsh
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dm me anytime, for anything, i'm open to talk!（￢з￢）