Better Than U

hey y'all i'm back and will be posting the cringe things I wrote as a kid as per my friend's request good luck.

Are you a Percy Jackson fan?

"This message may be offensive" like okay i'm not here for a frick frackin tea party mate.

From now on I identify as Hermes 
          Respect me or die (maybe literally)
          

Dude your bio gives me life
          
          Apart from the bit about Crosshair
          I don't like that
          
          But still

Um. Hi. Just found your account and i've never found another person who likes Marvel AND anime before. Cool. Um. Yeah. Take my follow :3

Bruh I know I need to continue with my Snappy Time story because I keep seeing my friends and it pains me to know that they HAVE NO IDEA what will happen in the end so I NEED THEM TO KNOW. There will be plot twists. Good ones in my opinion...

Bucky Barnes is bisexual with a preference for Captain America. 
          
          Do with this what you want. It is true.
          
          He had like 4 girls in First Avenger but he obviously had a crush on Steve. 
          
          Then throughout Civil War he is SO close to kissing Steve.
          
          Steve fucking leaves him for this girl who kept telling him to move on blah blah Bucky was traumatised by this.
          
          Bucky then meets lady from that shop in TFATWS, she seemed ok...but SAM IS BETTER.
          
          Then Bucky keeps flirting with Sarah because Sarah is nice and she’s pretty but he still wants SAM THEE GAY AMERICA.
          
          And this is my amazing explanation as to why he is very much attracted to Captain America’s. 

Cult name= Sorry I’m High
          
          @CelestialKitten55 @mewtwocool @C00Lbeansssssss 

YALL!! Snappy Time has 137 reads and 214 comments. I would very much like to thank my friends for reading my shitty crackhead story AND commenting on it. Their vote game is really bad, but I’ll let it slide...(for now). 
          
          So now i am starting a cult. Comment name ideas below, and comment if you would like to join thy God Author in said cult.
          
          @mewtwocool @C00Lbeansssssss @Gingerfox15 @CelestialKitten55