@paristhecatt
*orchestra infighting*
Conductor: now apologize and say something nice about a cello
Me, a violin player: …they look nice.
Me: almost like a violin
@paristhecatt idk but trumpets are never playing the right dynamics and saxophones play careless whisper all the time
a disgusting but funny story you’ve wanted to share but don’t want to scare your friends away?
Once I was practicing violin with a half healed paper cut and the string somehow went uNDER my finger skin and peeled my finger like a banana :D
@paristhecatt fun fact you might not know! harp strings are actually made of animals guts :]
MY MUM SRSLY BOUGHT A MAGENTA SUIT FOR HERSELF.
IS THIS A SIGN FOR ME TO STEAL IT AND BE THOMAS JEFFERSON FOR HALLOWEEN (and get good boy points from my history teacher)
What if the real reason for old fashioned white powdered wigs is the founding fathers were all ashamed gingers?
@paristhecatt reference time I think it's GINGER GINGER WEASLY WEASLY *clapping*
I got a cut on my finger and now I’m too much of a baby to practice piano ;-; why do papercuts hurt more than a giant gash
@paristhecatt awh that must be shit It's always like that for me, little things hurt more Maybe it's because when you get severely hurt your brain sends a whole lot of adrenaline, to prevent you feeling too much pain
“Would that please you ma’am? Seeing me put a Rubix cube on my pants and solve it?”
—some dude I walked past at a fair
@Selene_crest I did stay to figure out what in the actual fuck going on lmao. The person was a comedian/juggler
thx 4 following!
UPDATED THE GREEK MYTHOLOGY MEMES!!
Gay chaos wooooH!
I probably talk abt my brother too much lmao but not to brag, my brother is a fucking child genius and I teach him.
he’s my pride and joy look at my sonnn. This kid is gonna know plasma and negative numbers in kindergarten.
@paristhecatt Dam, in kindergarten I was proud I knew what division was and how to do 2 problems in division. It's the opposite for me though. I suffer from Gifted Kid Burnout™, but I still get straight A's. Funny, considering I'm as un-straight as it gets. And my brother was teasing me for getting a 96 as my average and I ripped his grade report out of his hands and he got a flipping 84 as his average- AND WHY DOES HE FAIL SPELLING TESTS
Helloooo i made a thing
https://www.wattpad.com/story/376659427?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details&wp_uname=open-arms