plutoandmoon

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just wrote a scene between emersyn and klaus (the shopping scene in chicago) where emersyn is trying on clothes and comes out in a shirt that says 'if you wanna eat me, eat my pussy' and it is the funniest shit i have ever wrote. they are such frenemies to lovers and they hate each other so much that they actually love each other.

Butterfly1645

@plutoandmoon that sounds iconic as hell.
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plutoandmoon

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just wrote a scene between emersyn and klaus (the shopping scene in chicago) where emersyn is trying on clothes and comes out in a shirt that says 'if you wanna eat me, eat my pussy' and it is the funniest shit i have ever wrote. they are such frenemies to lovers and they hate each other so much that they actually love each other.

Butterfly1645

@plutoandmoon that sounds iconic as hell.
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plutoandmoon

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snippit from chapter 20 if you're feeling sad from the one posted today
          
          “Play Emersyn's most recent playlist.”
          “Wait! No!” 
          “Playing best songs to have sex to.”
          Tony frowned in disgust at the name, only for the Canadian National Anthem to begin to play through the rooms speakers. 
          “Jesus Christ.” 
          “What? It’s got good rhythm.” 
          “No it doesn’t! Next song, Fri.” 
          “Now playing ‘Gangnam Style’ by Psy.” 
          “I swear to god, Emersyn.” 
          “That’s not even the best one, dad.” 
          After a few minutes, the song changed. From across the room, Tony slammed a wrench on a workbench. “Why the fuck is YMCA from the minions on this playlist!?” 
          
          I think i am the funniest person on the planet.

plutoandmoon

i'm thinking of putting up all of my old books (absquatulate, ikigai, viridity, orphic and immerensis) because i have had a lot of people asking about them. what do you think? they probably will never be edited either so the writing will be the exact same as before.

All_Too_Well10

@plutoandmoon You should! I really miss the Bekah one
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Xo_Ruth_oX

I would love them to be up :)
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plutoandmoon

Just bought a car!!!! 

plutoandmoon

new chapter out in the morning!!!! i'm so excited to break your hopes and dreams :) also, sad edits are coming all week long. ive got five in store for now, many more to come. perhaps it's because my period has lasted for 23 goddamn days and i most definitly have a health problem going on, or its just the cripling anxiety. anywho, have fun with the reading, love you!

plutoandmoon

my mom just texted me asking what i was doing and so i replied and said baking bread while watching barbie in the nutcracker and she said i am a loser. she isn't wrong but i am a loser with freshly baked baguettes so who really is the loser??

plutoandmoon

@A_Friendly_Writer I'M SORRY, HONEY. I DIDN'T WANT TO BOTHER YOU. I THOUGHT YOU WERE BUSY
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A_Friendly_Writer

@plutoandmoon YOU WERE WATCHING BARBIE WITHOUT ME???
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