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life goal: watch malum do the dirty while I sit in the corner and eat a bologna sandwich
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Stories by your fair dark lord
panties ; calum/malum one shots
basically just a collection of fem!calum one shots. some will be just calum, some will be malum.
rants by a sad, gay supreme leader
a peak behind the curtain into the life of satan.
American Beauty / American Psycho...
"Can I have my weed now?"
"Will you kiss me for it?"
((inspired by american beauty / ame...