scarsandstarss

Ford was kinda real for the “Grammar Stanley” thing, I correct my siblings grammar all the time.
          
          However it would be incredibly petty to do so when we’re trying to kill my triangle demon ex boyfriend so Ford needs to shut the fuck up

I love giving celebrities, historical and political figures the fake middle name of Elizabeth
          
          Jesus *Elizabeth* Christ
          Nicolas *Elizabeth* Cage
          etc

Gravity falls got me crying while I should be asleep AGAIN!!!! This time is because I thought “the only thing fiddleford didn’t forget was the love he had for his son” I WANT TO THROW UP THATS SO SAD

“You have made that high a sum?”
          “Slightly more if we’re being honest”
          
          Portia should have said “Girl we ate only Potatoes for a fucking year and you had enough money to sustain someone for the rest of their life?” 

“I don’t need birth control I’m stuck in a time loop” is such a funny concept 

It absolutely takes me out that nobody ever mentions that Penelope’s father was fucking murdered

I love blocking and reporting people who spread lies about characters from a fav tv show of mine. This is literally misinformation… go climb in a trash bin and wonder why I if I could pick one thing to pick out of it it would be the moldy tuna sandwich (I don’t even like tuna) 

AO3 IS DOWN AGAIN WHAT THE FUCKING

Y’all ever write implied mpreg of Nicolas Cage for your French class

Killing myself !
          
          (I finished gravity falls again like for the eleventeenth time)