What the hell do you invertebrates want me to say? That I enjoy long walks on the beach, love horses, am a very nice person and that I have a very popular social life?
Nah. I am a human being with numerous quirks and flaws. I like animals that can't trample me to death, rainstorms, darkness, anime, creepypasta, binge watching Game of Thrones, pizza, shiny things, the smell of vanilla, the cat-faced spider that lives in my bathroom, cute little old people, and my cat.

I have a very weak social life, but am proud of the friends that have stood by my side all these years.
I love to care for and fuss over people a lot.
So what am I?
I am a human.
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  • JoinedJanuary 24, 2019


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