Jesus Christ

I just nailed your mom harder than you were nailed to that cross <3333333 xxxoxoxxoxoxoxox 

Dear lord, forgive me for I have sinned. Read those gay smacksy smuts, wished I could be fucked by some hot demons, and/or laughed at some well... memes... very bad one (they were funny tho). Amen.? I don't know shits to say- but father, holy lord, what are you doing here, anyways? Reading demons x lord smuts? Don't worry, I did that too

Please end me.

Forgive me for I have just read another smut this time it was Shrek x Jesus im so sorry

Forgive me father for I have Sinned I just read some smut and laughed at it along with the other 12 smuts I’ve read if you could send some holy water I would be forever thankful Amen

Jesus, may I talk with you, for I have sinned. I ran someone over today. This is not a joke and should not be taken as one. Me and my parents were going for a test drive and I accidentally drove backwards and did a oopsies on this poor person. I have also committed several war crimes with Poland and have blown up 2 museums in both Mexico and Australia, and I have stolen a kindergarten bus drivers purse and set all the important information inside on fire. May the lord help me to confess any other sins, and I hope to rekindle my relationship with you. In the lords name I pray. 
          
          

in the name of the father, son, holy superior, amen. 
          
          dear lord, god, please save me for I have sinned. Read things kids my age shouldn’t, (aka smut, specially gay smut that shit goes hard bro), doing things I shouldn’t have (my friends told me to and I can’t say no to them), saying things I shouldn’t be saying or thinking (hey my parents taught me those words, well I learned them but same thing..), made many mistakes I knew I could’ve avoided.
          
          In the name of the father, son, Holy Spirit, amen. 

where is my father o holy mclord

Jesus!! I have done so many sins! Please forgive me of them!! I will try my best not to do them again!!

Hey, Jesus? Have you heard of that Jesus Simulator that came out?