the-actual-jesus

Sarah follows me. awesome

weeb809

@the-actual-jesus forgive me for my sins
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Girl_With_One_Eye

@the-actual-jesus You are truthfully my god. I wish she'd follow me xD
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shinyskyy_

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Dear lord, forgive me for I have sinned. Read those gay smacksy smuts, wished I could be fucked by some hot demons, and/or laughed at some well... memes... very bad one (they were funny tho). Amen.? I don't know shits to say- but father, holy lord, what are you doing here, anyways? Reading demons x lord smuts? Don't worry, I did that too

peachyeIixir

Jesus, may I talk with you, for I have sinned. I ran someone over today. This is not a joke and should not be taken as one. Me and my parents were going for a test drive and I accidentally drove backwards and did a oopsies on this poor person. I have also committed several war crimes with Poland and have blown up 2 museums in both Mexico and Australia, and I have stolen a kindergarten bus drivers purse and set all the important information inside on fire. May the lord help me to confess any other sins, and I hope to rekindle my relationship with you. In the lords name I pray. 
          
          

ArenHQ

so thats why we dont have a museum anymore here in mexico 
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french_mushroom

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in the name of the father, son, holy superior, amen. 
          
          dear lord, god, please save me for I have sinned. Read things kids my age shouldn’t, (aka smut, specially gay smut that shit goes hard bro), doing things I shouldn’t have (my friends told me to and I can’t say no to them), saying things I shouldn’t be saying or thinking (hey my parents taught me those words, well I learned them but same thing..), made many mistakes I knew I could’ve avoided.
          
          In the name of the father, son, Holy Spirit, amen. 

peachyeIixir

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@french_mushroom Holy shit wait a second did Duolingo get you my guy
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peachyeIixir

@french_mushroom May the lord help you to confess to anymore sins, and pray you are forgiven
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french_mushroom

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shit wait I forgot something. Forgive me for I have- wait nvm same thing
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