Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
          And when he's tall
          He's what we call a dinosaur sensation
          Barney's friends are big and small
          They come from lots of places
          After school they meet to play
          And sing with happy faces
          Barney shows us lots of things
          Like how to play pretend
          ABC's, and 123's
          And how to be a friend
          Barney comes to play with us
          Whenever we may need him
          Barney can be your friend too
          If you just make-believe him!


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Ha, for along time I sang the beginning as
            Barney is a dinoursaur who lives inside a spaceship
            Went to Mars and killed a marsian
            Then became its neighbour
            Don’t where the fuck I heard it from tho