xtacklemeharryx

they tell you they love you, but they don't tell you how easy it is to forget about you. 

xtacklemeharryx

I go TWO DAYS without talking to someone and they consider me to be a jerk, not a friend of them anymore, etc. But they'll go weeks or months without speaking to me and say they're the best friend I've ever had?? I don't think so. Consider what a real friend is because you're a pretty shitty one in my opinion.

xtacklemeharryx

Oh Mrs. Potatohead tell me,
          is it true that pain is beauty?
          Does a new face come with a warranty?
          Does a pretty face make it better?
          Oh Mr. Potatohead tell me, 
          how did you afford her surgery?
          Do you swear you'll stay forever, 
          even if her face don't stay together?