His name was Humpy Goldbean. He was about three feet tall and had the body proportions of a five year old boy. But his voice was deep and husky like Corpse Husband, and he would call his baby girl Poopy a good girl all the time. Poopy was a good girl. It was Humpy's ten millionth birthday, yes he was a vampire. Poopy decided to get him a gift that would make his teeth jump out of his big butt.
"Hey Humpy!" She said in a cheerful tone as she swung an axe at his stupid body. Humpy was really afraid and threw a big hat at her like a frisbee.
"You are toxic. You are toxic." Humpy's body grew three times its size, and his chest and arms rippled with sudden muscles. He grabbed her by the throat and shoved her small body into his anal cavity.
But that was not the end.
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The Really Big Hat
RomanceHis name is Humpy. He may look like he's five years old but trust me. The look on his face is full of sins and he is ready to inflict them on you. Today is his birthday and Poopy, the soon-to-be love of his life decides to give him a gift that will...
