Neck illumi was rolling around, he had no body, nor legs. He would hunt down his victims by squirming around and then shit them out at a tiny hole at his body. One day, Bald Hisoka came into his room and took out a diamond ring. "OMG HISOKA BE MY HUSBAND," he said aggressively whilst twerking. A few days after, Hisoka saw illumi walk out the door suspiciously. Hisoka followed Illumi and saw him doing his mating call with Harold. Illumi made out with Harold, constantly shitting out people once every few seconds. It was his way of cumming. Soon, bald kurapika was birthed out of illumi. Harold congratulated illumi, though kurapika was despised he would cheat on his loyal husband. Little did they know, bald kurapika knew what was happening. He walks over to hisoka, and teams up for revenge. I have the korks ready Hisoka. They ran over to see illumi running, they aggressively threw the korks at illumi, causing him to trip and moan at the pain. "wtf is wrong with Illumi" "I think he's mentally ill tbh" illumi slowly dies a painful death as the korks eat him up.
