Stinky x Gru (a joke book)

The Whole Story lmao

In one unholy night, there was a guy named Stinky who is broke and just turned 25 years old. He felt like going to the nightclub nearby his apartment because lmao. Yes.

He changed into dem sexy motherfucking clothes because he wanted to flex his hot body.

After done changing, he went his way to the nightclub.

When he arrived, there was this feeling that he'd do something that he had never done before. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
He didn't mind because he thought that it was normal, so he just jammed with the other dudes in the nightclub.

After some time, he then saw Gru jamming on the dance floor. Stinky started to have butterflies in his stomach when he saw that attractive face, those beautiful deep dark eyes, a hot body.

Stinky knew he had the opportunity, so he walked up to Gru.

Stinky: "Why hello there!"

Gru: "Hi, nice to meet you."

Stinky: "Uh, nice to meet you too."

Then there was silence for a few seconds. (Ew awkwarddd)

Gru looked at Stinky's face and immediately knew what Stinky was up to, so he went with the flow. 😎

Gru: "Mind if I buy you a drink then we can smash at my place?"

Stinky became speechless. He had no idea what to say at this point.

Gru: "A first time I see. That's okay."

Stinky made his move.

Stinky: "Who the fuck said that I'm a newbie? Lets just drink unt we are extremely drunk, and then we smash."

Gru was impressed by those hot wise words.

Gru: "I like your type. You deserve to do it with me."

And so, they drunk all night until they were drunk af.

Stinky proceeded to kiss Gru and drove their way to Gru's place.

The sound of moaning forever haunts Gru's neighbours..

They went inside Gru's house, and fucked on the bed.

"AaaAaah~ haRDer dAdDy~"

It was a very epic night. The end.