teletubbies |:| 5sos [cs]

teletubbies |:| 5sos

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Luke, Ashton, Michael, and Calum weren't normal boys.

They had skin of an aray of colors:

Luke's being red,

Calum's green,

Ashton's yellow,

and Michael's purple.

Besides one another they only had one friend,

the sun or as they'd like to call him,

Will Smith.

Tubbeyland was their home,

not Sydney,

or Ohio,

or Timbuktu.

The secret terrain was a magical land of flowers,

pink custard,

bunny rabbits (or as Michael lovingly called them, fluffanutters),

a vaccum named abigail breslin,

and smiley toast;

in their eighteen years of life they had never ventured outside of it.

That being all they knew expierence wise,

the four did have one link to the outside world: tummyteles.

Small tvs located,

you guessed it,

firmly in the center of their tummies.

Together they would people watch,

flipping between classic reality shows like Rupaul's Drag Race and Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman,

just trying their best not to get bored of the only source of entertainment they had.

Tuesday started out like any other tubbeyday for the boys.

They woke up to the calming sound of Will rapping the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air",

ate a yummy breakfast of custard and toast,

and were currently watching each other's tummies.

While everyone's eyes fixated on a cycle 9 go-see playing on Calum's belly,

one by one,

the other tvs switched to footage of beautiful girls,

going fairly unnoticed due to the focus being on Madame J giving advice to Heather.

However,

soon enough even the tv on the kiwi boy's green skin switched to the image of a blonde with hazel eyes,

causing all four to gasp and turn attention down to the fascinating creatures captivating their own airtime.

A short silence emerged,

all of them speechless at the marvel before them.

You'd think they were mute,

but Luke proved that notion wrong with a screech.

"Ashton there's a girl on my tele!"

"Mine too!", the yellow boy giggled, smiling wider than ever before.

"Guys, my peepee learned how to stand up!", Michael cheered, everyone's sight landing on the miracle, his front tail longer than usual and like the purple boy said, standing up.

With the three boy's excitement came a storm of chatter, the only one not amused by the situation being Calum, who stood mouth agape and with millions of thoughts running through his mind.

Using his hand as a make-shift visor, Calum struggled to gather a coherant thought, but finally the words came flying out of his mouth, "Will, what the fuck is going on?"

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