Bakusquad Fairytales On Crack

Kamipunzel

This chapter includes:

KamiSero

Bakugou being jealous as fuck

Cursing-

No logic whatsoever

And lots of crackhead energy-

Word Count: 2136

ok, let's get on with the story yay

Me wew: Narrator

Kiri: Thy father of Rapunzel

Mina: Thy mother of Rapunzel (tbh would've made bakugou the dad and kiri the mom but bakugou is the evil witch lady ú-ù)

Bakugou: Evil Witch Lady

Sero: Thy Prince

Kami: Rapunzel ú-ù (cough, Kamipunzel-)

Before Thy Acting Wew

Kaminari: These braid extensions are heavy- And they aren't even the same color as my hair-

Bakugou: Shut up Dunce Face-

Kaminari: This look more like Bakugou's hair- Why can't Bakugou be Rapunzel?- I wanna see what he looks like in a dress-

Mina: Bakugou's being the evil witch lady-

Kaminari: Why can I be the witch- I could act mean and evil- But it makes sense, Bakugou does look like a witch-

Bakugou: DUNCE FACE SHUT UP-

Kaminari: The pomeranian is mad-

Bakugou: ISTFG-

insert yelling and Bakugou attacking Kami

Ok Wew Acting Time

Me wew: There were once a man and a woman who had long in vain wished for a child. At length the woman hoped that God was about to grant her desire. These people had a little window at the back of their house from which a splendid garden could be seen, which was full of the most beautiful flowers and herbs. It was, however, surrounded by a high wall, and no one dared to go into it because it belonged to an enchantress, who had great power and was dreaded by all the world.

Kami: Not a single word of that made any sense-

Me wew: Shut up-

Me wew: One day the woman was standing by this window and looking down into the garden, when she saw a bed which was planted with the most beautiful rampion - Rapunzel, and it looked so fresh and green that she longed for it, and had the greatest desire to eat some. This desire increased every day, and as she knew that she could not get any of it, she quite pined away, and began to look pale and miserable.