We are murderers.

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Ok so technically we all are murderers. Lemme explain why.

We all eat living organisms right? Like plants and animals, thus you are a "murderer." Technically "murderer" means someone who has killed a person. But we are still killing living organisms. But then we are killing multiple so won't we be serial killers? A serial killer is someone who murders with no reason. But we do have a reason: cause we hungry. And it is a predictable behavior pattern: breakfast, lunch, dinner, and probably a snack in between. Serial killers kill 3 or more so we would be killing [eating] more than 3 each time sooooooo we are serial killers. Or we could be spree killers if we kill [eat] 2 or more organisms in a short time but in multiple places. Edit: Back to the serial killer thing. We are serial killers if we eat cereal ... right? hahah get it? Serial? Cereal? Lol

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Also the point of this is just for me to see what it's like to publish something lol. Should I write more random thoughts? Lol I can't think of any though ahaha.

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 24, 2021 ⏰

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