whalecum

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Hoiiii.

this is so random and finally I understand why people do such books.

Let me introduce myself first to people who might not know me yet.

Also this won't be edited and will look like crap. Sorry not sorry.

I'm Xee. I'm 17.

Uh- I'm trilingual, I speak english (duh), spanish and german.

I'm a pescetarian btw

I wear glasses *cough* people call me blind *cough* and I might have a little "problem" with my right ear so it's ironic whenever I tell people that their ears ain't working. (wait the "little problem" sounds so wrong-)

I use 'whalecum' more often than a hello.

I'm a stalker (oop) and awkward. Uh I'm kind? Depends if you are. I'm so sassy hssjsjjsjs.

Yeah just look at me bio.

If you have any questions you want me to answer in future chapters, let me know.

anygay let's talk about life.

Actually no thank you.

Tell me a joke (don't say 'I'm the joke')

honest opinions on me (and this shitty thingy)??

Can I borrow someone's brain? I've studied so much. I need a new one to study more.

Okay I feel so ✨awkward✨

Also I love using those shiny things

It's late at night and who knows when I'll actually publish this.

How's your day going?

Do you have some tea to share?

I love having tae themes. It's an obsession-

Lately I feel weird having ✨women✨ as a theme.

Maybe it's because of my 'who am i' identity crisis

Don't know if that makes sense to you.

Y'all better be reading this. I'll tag you if not. 🔪 And please don't be annoyed by it.

I feel weird when someone tells me that I'm lovable. I don't see what's to like about me lol.

Also I have a bet with Santa Claus and belly bell bels. It's about me reaching 1k. They say I'll have 1k in the end of May. And I smh had to say in March. Wait I wrote may omg embarrassing. I could delete it but nah this book is embarrassing enough. I "said" between the 1st and 15th.

Even though I actually thought it will happen after March. Maybe.

[this did not make any sense. So bels and santa say that I'll reach 1k between the 15th of March and the 31st. I had to say 1st to 15th.]

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