There has never been such a massive idiot as me...

Who's an idiot?

If you guessed me, Leo Whitecroft, you would be correct.

I am the biggest idiot ever. You know why?

Not only did I leave myself logged in on my friend's laptop,

I pressed the 'Save password' thing when I first logged in.

Now she can access my account any time she likes

Even if she logs out of it.

All because I am an idiot.

Praise me, puny humans, for I am Leo Whitecroft, king of the idiots.

And my one true love will never return my affections because I'm such an idiot.

A kawaii idiot, but an idiot nonetheless.

Wow. My future is bright.

And my little sister is cooler than me.

And @aoifeclover is a flawless BAE.

So is @KFRkit_katKFR.