Christian moms be like [satire]

The First Part

     Your walking through a mall. You see a woman and a child. You walk up towards the mother. "Your baby is adorable," you tell her.  She responds with " Thank you. " You walk away. At least, that's how it should've gone. She continued to talk.

     " Yea, he's a good Christain, and he's cisgender and hetero." You get annoyed. "So what is his political views? Democrat, Republican? Marxist, perhaps?" you say dramatically. The woman scowls." NO! He's just an infant!" You sigh, then smile. "Then why is he, Christain?" the woman goes to reply, but no words come out of her mouth. You walk away.