dirty pick up lines

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(these sadly aren't mine)

MIGUEL
there will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus
-he would laugh so hard after
-but you would take the offer and he would rail the shit out of you🤪

DEMETRI
are you my homework? because I want to bang you in the table and do you all night
-he would be so embarrassed
-it would remind him that he hasn't finished his homework yet

HAWK
the word of the day is legs. let's go home and spread the word
-cocky mf
-although he would do just that

ROBBY
fuck me if I'm wrong but there are 15 letters in the alphabet right?
-you'd actually fuck him after
-so it worked😩🙏

SAM
nice shorts, can I test the zipper?
-you would say yes
-she would be caught off guard

TORY
I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I=69?
-she would get horny after LMAOSJDK
-she'd make out with you after too

MOON
are you an elevator because I'd love to go down on you
-you'd grab the strap, and catch her off guard HAHAJSKD
-but she ain't complaining, she gladly goes along with it

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