Cindereki (full translation)

Track 1

Narrator: Once upon a time in a land far away, there was a very unfortunate girl named Cindereki. She lived with her evil stepmother and sisters and was forced to do the cleaning and laundry all day.

Reki: Oof, oof. Ah! I'm finally done cleaning the windows! Now, I have to clean the dishes!

Narrator: Cindereki was doing her chores as always when-

Miya: What? Are you still not finished cleaning?

Narrator: Her second older sister, Miya, came in. Miya said with the eyes of a mean cat.

Miya: You're as shitty as always, Cindereki. I can't believe you're my sister. I don't even want to think about it.

Cherry: You're not done making dinner yet, are you? Are you trying to starve us?

Narrator: That was her oldest sister, Cherry. She said with her fan over her face like she didn't even want to breathe the same air as her.

Reki: I'm sorry, sisters! I'll make it right now!
Narrator: Cindereki said and headed toward the kitchen in a fluster but she was knocked over when she reached the doorway by a large body.

Reki: Gaaaaaah!

Shadow: Oh no! My flower dress has gotten all dirty! Cindereki, you really are just a dumb dirty dog.

Narrator: Her stepmother, Shadow, said while swaying her big body back and forth.

Reki: I'm sorry, mother! I'll make food right away!

Shadow: Whatever, it's fine. Could you get the coach ready?

Reki: You're going out?

Shadow: Hehe. There's a ball at Crazy Rock Castle tonight. Do you know why?

Miya: Mother, is that...!?

Cherry: Will Prince Langa be there!?

Reki: Prince Langa? The one from the snow country?

Shadow: That's right! The prince of Awayuki(light snowfall), Langa-sama! It seems that Prince Langa is looking for someone to marry through an S match!

Reki: No way! I want to go! I want to go!

Cherry: There's no way he'd choose you, you idiot!

Reki: Idiot?!

Shadow: If you can marry Prince Langa you can get all the riches, power and fame you could want!

Cherry: Heh, doesn't sound bad!

Miya: Hey, Cherry, it would be good if Prince Langa likes older women, right?

Cherry: What was that?

Miya: But you're really no match for youth, I think! Look how youthful my skin is.

Cherry: You immature little girl! I'll teach you the appeal of an adult.

Miya: You're too old to get married! I'll call you a heroine so go look for an appropriate guy!

Shadow: Stop it! You're both very beautiful since you look like me.

Miya: We look... like you?

Cherry: No way! We should be grateful to our dead father.

Miya: Yeah.

Shadow: What does that mean!?

Narrator: When night came, the evil stepmother and sisters went to the castle, but they didn't take the unfortunate Cindereki with them.

Reki: Well I guess it can't be helped... My clothes are all tattered and I don't have a skateboard.

Joe: So you're just going to give up?

Narrator: Then, an extremely muscled man in a hood appeared.

Reki: Wh-... Who are you!?

Joe: Me? My name is Joe. I'm just a passing... What do you think I am?

Reki: I don't know.

Joe: Look at these heavily forged muscles... You don't know?

Reki: Umm... a soldier?

Joe: No!

Reki: Then... a knight?

Joe: Look harder. Look how strong I am.

Reki: I know! A martial artist!

Joe: I'm a magician.

Reki: That has nothing to do with your muscles!

Joe: You want to go, right? To Crazy Rock Castle.

Reki: Of course I do. But...

Joe: I'll make you a skateboard with my magic.

Reki: Seriously!? It's my first time seeing magic!

Joe: Oooooh. Muscle... Squat!

Reki: Wh-Why are you squatting!?

Joe: This... is my... muscle... magic!

Reki: Is that really magic?

Joe: You do it too.

Reki: Me too?!

Joe: Let's go!

Reki: Seriously?

Narrator: While Cindereki did squats with the magician, she became worked up and they entered a strange trance of unity.

Joe: Yes! here we go! The muscle power has built up! Muscle magic!

Reki: Woah! It really worked! And this is the first time I've seen a skateboard made of glass! It's so cool!

Joe: I'll give it to you. With that, you'll be able to enter the castle.

Reki: Really? Yes! With this I'll be able to do the S! I'll be able to! Ah... but this won't work. You need a permit sticker to go to the castle.

Joe: Then I guess I'll have to do this. Here we go!

Reki: Why are you stripping?

Joe: Ooooh!

Narrator: As the magician gathered his powers, his six pack ab muscles bulged.

Joe: Magic Six Pack!

Narrator: What an amazing occurrence! Out of the wizard's six pack came 4 horses and a coach along with a permit sticker.

Reki: Seriously!?

Joe: There's nothing muscles can't do.

Reki: No, just say magic in that case.

Joe: But be careful. The things I just created will disappear at midnight.

Reki: Got it! Thank you for everything! Muscle Magic Joe!

Joe: Good luck!

Narrator: This is how Cindereki headed toward Crazy Rock Castle with a glass skateboard.