carcinoGeneticist began trolling turntechGodhead at 10:47pm
CG: DAVE WHERE ARE YOU?
TG: what?
CG: DIRK AND JAKE ARE HERE ALREADY WHERE ARE YOU?
TG: on my way karkitty don't you worry.
CG: GOOD. AND BRING PIZZA.
TG: what? i thought you had pizza.
CG: THE DELIVERY'S OUT OF SERVICE. GET SOME ON THE WAY HERE. PLEASE.
TG: fine.
TG: yo karkles you like pineapple on pizza?
CG: STOP CALLING ME THAT!
TG: yeah alright. you like pizza right?
CG: I LITERALLY JUST ASKED YOU TO BUY SOME, FUCKTRUMPET.
TG: yo chill bro i gotta make sure. so do you like pineapple on it?
CG: PINEAPPLE IS THE TORTURE MANGO RIGHT?
TG: ye.
CG: I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.
TG: what?
CG: I SAID I DON'T SEE AN ISSUE WITH IT, SHITEARS.
TG: what the fuck?
TG: you traitor.
CG: WHAT WHY?
TG: it's fuckin disgusting that's why.
CG: DAVE YOU HAVE NO SAY ON FOOD QUALITY. YOUR PALETTE CONSISTS ENTIRELY OF CHEESE PIZZA, DINO NUGGIES, AND APPLE JUICE. THE MOST FLAVOURFUL THING YOU CAN HANDLE IS PEPPERONI FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
TG: don't dunk on the juice bro. apple juice is the shit.
CG: I'M NOT DUNKING ON ANYTHING, I'M JUST SAYING THAT YOU EAT NOTHING BUT DENSE DUST IN VARYING COLOURS WASHED DOWN WITH WATERY SIN MILK.
TG: wtf, watery sin milk?!
CG: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
TH: yeah but still. don't dunk on the juice. not cool man.
CG: STILL. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CRITICISE OTHER PEOPLE'S DIETARY CHOICES WHEN YOURS ARE BLANDER THAN BLANDALF THE FUCKING BEIGE. SERIOUSLY.
TG: so pineapple?
CG: YES FUCKASS NOW GET OVER HERE. WE'RE WATCHING LABERYNTH, SO YOU BETTER BE QUICK IF YOU WANT TO SEE DAVID BOWIE'S COCK AND BALLS DAN E ALL OVER THE SCREEN.
carcinoGeneticist stopped trolling turntechGodhead at 10:59pm
