💙Text Me💙 (Genshin Impact Chatfic)

House Fire

Lisa's Little Helpers
•••
10:00 AM

Y/N
Guys
Idk how to say this but
My microwave is on fire

The Nun
Oh my barbatos! Do you need assistance??!!

Y/N
Idk yet.

Y/N
Yes
I need assistance

Mother
Barbara and I will be right over!

Y/N
K.
Thanks Jean
Ily

Mother
I love you too

Dieluc
How did you manage that?

Y/N
Well
Don't laugh
But
I put metal in the microwave

Dieluc
I-
I don't even want to ask

Y/N
I'll tell u anyways
Let me spin you a yarn
So there I was, thinking about explosions
And I wondered, does metal really explode a microwave?
The answer is yes
And now my house is on fire.

Iceman
😶
You're a human disaster😂😂

Iceman has changed Y/N's name to Human Disaster

Human Disaster
Wow
Ok
I get it
Guess I'll go fuck myself

Iceman
I could help😏

Human Disaster
😐

Iceman
😏😏

Mommy
I'll help😏

Lumi✨
Alright
Time for Lisa and Kaeya to go to horny jail

Lumi✨ has kicked Mommy and Iceman from the chat for 10 minutes

Human Disaster
Thanks lumine

Lumi✨
No problem

Human Disaster
Anyway, barbs and Jean are here to help me extinguish the fire
Bye

Bennyboy ❤️❤️
Wow! I missed a lot!
Is Y/N ok?

Lumi✨
Mentally? No
Physically? Idk probably