"ILL EAT UR SHIT YOU RED FUCK. IVE PUT LEECHES IN MY EYES. IVE BUTT CHUGGED A BOTTLE OF BEER. FUCK SEAWORLD." Steve-o yelled to the beloved sseaseme street puppet. "IM NO PUSSY BITCH"
(that typo was not intended but it's staying)
"But-but Elmo just wanted some milk..." Elmo said.
"ILL GIVE U SOME MILK" Steve-o laughed before slamming Elmo in a porta-potty attached to a giant slingshot then he looked at the camera and said, "Now what elmo doesn't know- is that porta potty is actually filled with mass amounts of horse cum and I know from experience that that shit doesn't taste very good-"
Before he could keep talking, Elmo was yeeted into the air. Management forgot to attach the portapotty to the slingshot so Elmo just kept flying until the mics couldn't pick up what he was saying and the cameras couldn't see him anymore. the blue potty glinted in the sky and a faint whisper was carried in on the breeze. Steve-o could just make out what it was saying-
"Team rocket is blasting off again"
