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among us teaches kids valuable life skills in many ways. they learn how to solve a problem under pressure and how to type useful shorthand phrases such as "sus" and "sissy baka". it also teaches kids how to bully seven year olds, which is one of life's key skills. some may argue it is easier to abuse children on Roblox, however reducing them to tears is far more achievable by falsely accusing them of murder. by lowering their expectations of their own worth, they will become less likely to be little whiny shits when they grow up. the game is also vital for developing social skills, such as exchanging phone numbers and locations with 38 year old pedo incels pretending to be 13 year old girls.

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