Chica+Pizza

Chica and her food.

        Chica has always loved her food. Last week she ordered pizza from Freddy, because she had a bad day and was to sad to make it herself. This is the story of what happened. Chica walked down the stairs, she felt sad because she was just on fire and had burnt all her chica fur, which is ironic. Upon seeing Chica Freddy said,"Gurl, why you skin ONLY, and naked?" "I burnt myself on the rollercoster for children ages 1-20."replied Chica. "Well Chica, if I were you I would put on some clothes before someone take a picture." said Freddy. Chica looked at the floor, and said "Just give me a pizza slice. Just one, that's all i'm asking for!" Freddy said, "Fine, if that is your wish thou dearest Chica." Freddy quickly bakes the single pizza slice (yes I said baked) and hands it to Chica. "Thank's Freddy, I really needed that pizza slice." said Chica, "Anything for you Chica, anything."replied Freddy. Chica then said,"Freddy, you really are the best boss eve-" Chica then passes out, while laying on the floor, her delightful pizza lands in her mouth. Chica then has several thoughts pass through her mind. Memories. Reminders. Her favorite was the one where a single pizza slice lands near her and she caresses it passionally. MEANWHILE. *You are now in the mind of none other than Freddy Frazbear* "FOXY, FOXY, Your girlfriend might be dead!" yelled Freddy. Foxy immediatly rushed into the room, with a first aid pack. After doing CPR on the beloved Chica he called 911.

        *Back into Chica's mind* My head hurts, where am I? Why do I have a sudden need to kiss a single pizza slice, right now?! I turn my head up, to see Foxy, my ex Boyfriend. Wait, aren't we still dating? Chica remember the past. Remember when you and Foxy had that romantic dinner alone when an ant came and peed on your fur, and he didn't judge you. Instead he was kinda weird and licked off the pee. It was awkward. Anyway, Chica was pretty tired and since you are Chica you are tired too. Finally *we* open our eyes, and see Foxy doing CPR on *us* EWWW! We aren't dating Foxy anymore, right? We haven't even retrieved any of those awful, great, and disgusting memories with him in them. Instead we just imagined our future lover, pizza falling from the sky. Speaking of which, we can't even remember anything anymore, except for the alphabet, words, prepositions, and pizza. Help, what's happening to us, Chica? All our memories, gone. Please Chica, remember when our mom taught us to cook for the first time. Chica, if you remember anything please don't let it be when you were naked in the restaurant and Freddy served you pizza, even though you weren't wearing the dress code. No shirt, no shoes, no service! That's right Freddy disobeyed his own rules, for you Chica. Don't remember that. It'll just make you feel bad in the long run. Forget everything Chica, don't look back. Start a new life with your pizza. Protect your pizza from animals that might want to eat it, like how Sponge Bob protected his Krabby Patty.