Dream's Sexy Minecraft Manhunt (One Shot Smut)

dream wins the manhunt

After dream wins the manhunt against 69 hunters, he sits on the ender portal frame. Sitting his thicc green ass on the bedrock with his hand dipped in the cold nothingness of the end exit portal. Badboyhalo walks over and sits next to him, even though he lost, he still sees empathy in their friendship.

Badboyhalo: Hey, you good?

Dream: Yeah. I'm fine

Badboyhalo: Your such a muffinhead

Dream: I'll give you some muffin-head

Dream jokes. Badboyhalo doesn't get the joke and stands up.

Dream: What are you doing senpai

Badboyhalo: Satisfying the fans

Bad then proceeds to pull down his pants... Or take off his robe? What the hell is badboyhalo's skin wearing? Whatever, he takes whatever he's wearing off, revealing his tiny dick.

Dream: Bad, what the hell??

Badboyhalo: Do it for the clout Dream

Dream: What will the other hunters say??

Badboyhalo: That doesn't matter now. All that matters is that your low on hearts and need some meat to heal

Bad gets closer to dream, then slaps his right cheek with his small shrimp dick.

Dream: This isn't right

Badboyhalo: Nobody will know

Dream: Fine. But only once, after you cum all over my green body were going back through this portal and leaving the End

Bad stuck his dick in Dream's open mouth. Dream let's out a soft moan.

Sapnap: Hey guys wanna stream the smp toni- what the hell??

Badboyhalo: Sapnap! It's not what it looks like, I swear

Sapnap: You guys are faggots lmaooo

Badboyhalo: Hey muffin, don't say that, you'll get us cancelled

Sapnap: Oh yeah. Well do what you want then I guess, I don't wanna get banned on Twitch

Bad turns around to proceed stuffing Dream's mouth like a Thanksgiving turkey, when he realizes Dream is gone. Bad begins to yell his name throughout the End dimensions baron endstone islands.

Badboyhalo: DREAM! DREAM! Where could that sexy little muffin head be?

Dream fell through the portal and speedrun the game in 0.14 seconds, beating his record and curing cancer on his way down from a fall. Dream proceeded to respawn the ender dragon.

Badboyhalo: Dream?

Dream: Oh, hey Bad

Badboyhalo: What are you doing daddy Dream?

Dream: Finishing what you couldn't

Bad looks at him confused.

Dream: You couldn't make me cum, so the dragon will have to do it

Badboyhalo: But the dragon is in the air

Dream: It's about to be in heat instead

Dream built a large pillar made up of crafting tables and furnaces all the way up to the dragon, and then placed a bed.

Dream: Blow me Mommy

The dragon dies and falls to the ground.

Badboyhalo: You didn't fuck it

Dream: Puny little, stupid, naive Bad, I'm four parallel universes ahead of you all the time. I fucked the dragon so fast your little hunter eyes couldn't comprehend it

Badboyhalo: stfu

Dream: ok

Sapnap: Wanna face reveal now?

Dream: no

Sapnap: did the author ever even watch your videos?

Dream: nah, not really. He's seen some intense manhunts, but that's it. He can't even remember who's the fourth hunter

Fourth hunter: imma kill you

The fourth hunter person named Ant or something kills dream and wins the manhunt. Dream proceeds to make a ten minute video explaining how he did the manhunt's best highlights on his second channel, and another video of the full uncut version. How interesting lol

Just kidding I watch those sometimes I love them lol. If you couldn't tell this is a joke making fun of all the wierd Dream fanfics there are lmao. I hope this gives me clout