eula x amber uwu xdd (JOKE)

Tango

Eula is dancing in the beach, while amber calmly keeps staring at her like a fucking stalker, amber finally after watching eula for 30 minutes, decides to show up.

- H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hey eula 🥺🥺🥺

- Hey?

-Um...... uwu... i love you baka please marry me!! >////<

- Oh... *blushes* of c-course baka chan!!

Eula and amber start to kiss in the middle of a beautiful sunset...

-I love you, amber.

-I love you too.

What we didn't knew, was that KLEE WAS WATCHING THEM ALL ALONG!!!! Klee quickly goes running to tell jean what she just saw

-MASTER JEAN I JUST SAW EULA AND AMBER KISSING ON THE BEACH EW

but when klee entered jean's office she couldn't believe what she had seen.

JEAN. WAS DEAD.

Klee started begging kaeya for help, as a great "uncle" he started to make klee more calm

-Hey klee, it's okay, you'll be fine..

- B-but jean is dead.. i miss her 😭😭😭😭😭😭🙁🙁🙁😓😓😓😓😓....

Kaeyas mind: jean was homophobic so I don't care..... xd

While kaeya was helping klee, they just start to hear a laugh

- Hahahahaha... so her plan really worked, huh?

And it was amber!!!

- I knew Jean was homophobic so I couldn't let her live, or she would kill me and eula, and kaeya, i know about your relationship with childe, it isn't a secret lol...

Klee confused and scared goes away and begs lisa for help

Lisa shows up crying and screams

 - NOOOO MY GIRLFRIEND!!

Amber and kaeya were shocked, they both shouted:

- GIRLFRIEND?!1} SO JEAN WASNT HOMOPHOBIC????

Amber quickly called eula

- EULA, WHY DID YOU KILL JEAN?

-WAIT, WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT?

- JEAN ISNT HOMOPHOBIC STUPID UGLY BITCH YOU KILLED THE WRONG PERSON

- SO WHO WAS HOMOPHOBIC THEN?

- WELL... JEAN ONLY HAS ONE SISTER...

- BARBARA???

- SHES DATING NOELLE THO?

What amber and eula didn't knew, was that barbara was only "dating" noelle so she wouldn't be cancelled on Twitter...

After these problems, they decided to move on and live a "normal" life.

Childe dating kaeya

Lisa got left alone

Barbara actually got feelings for noelle and they started to have a real relationship

Eula and amber decided to get married 

And they all lived a happy life...

Jean is dead.... and no longer dating lisa, how sad... ig

NO I DO NOT HATE JEAN AND THE OTHER CHARACTERS IN THE STORY ITS JUST A JOKE!!!