Ranboo works at a bar

Part 1

This date was terrible, this date was abloste;y fucking terrible. 

the only good thing about had been the skinny twink waiter. but he seemed gay it was no chance. he prob was planning his moved for fucking date. Buti wrote my numer on the fragile peice of recipt he gave me. then he notived and he killed my date and we ran away together and meet the rock. BUT h e wsas elon musk. then he was actaully gay and married elon without me. t

"thats how i comminted genosice on the poor school chilren, officar"