(UltramanxEvangelion)
Millions of years ago two giant alien races were at war with each other... The Ultraman and the Angels.
The leaders of the two races found themselves on a primitive planet where they fought to the death and caused an explosion...
Woman: Ultra: Eva 01 transformation test 665 has failed.
Woman: Commander. They're not working. Eva 01 simply won't accept them.
Commander:... Leave me to think.
Woman:...
Everyone in the room leaves, except for the Commander who enters the testing chamber and touches a device.
"Close enough will not do for me. You know who I want."
A voice echoed through the Commanders mind,
Commander: Why must it be him.
"That is none of your concern. Get him. Bring me to him... It doesn't matter. Do it. Before a damn Angel arrives and wipes him out."
Commander:...
He leaves.
(Meanwhile)
In an average high school, a boy enters his classroom and takes a seat behind his desk.
(Yn Ikari)
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Girl: Uhh... Yn?
Yn:?
He turns his head to a girl in his class, but she wasn't just any girl. In this average school, this young girl was known for being the least average by being the prettiest in town.
Girl: I was wondering... Do you want to go out sometime?
Yn: Go out?
Girl:(smiles) Yeah. Like a date.
Yn: Don't you have a boyfriend?
Girl: Oh, we broke up.
Yn:(mind) What music to my ears.
Yn: I don't know... I was planning on meeting my pen pal today...
Girl:(cute pouting) Pretty please...?
Yn:(smiles) Ah, alright.
(Slam)
Guy: Ikari!
Yn: Hm?
A guy jumps out of his desk and angrily stomps towards Yn.
Guy: I know your game! You're trying to steal my girl!
Yn: "Your girl"? You don't own her. And you two broke up.
Guy: Because you manipulated her!
Yn: I did, no such thing!
He stands up.
Yn: Perhaps I may have mentioned your many flaws to her.
Yn: But all I did was make her demand more from you, which you couldn't handle.
