a RiDe (Richthofen-x-Dempsey) oneshot

"a joke gone amazingly wrong"

/tanks pov\

"Da, get Nickali a drink to American" Nickali slured as he patted me on shoulder walking past me "really?, I thought you only drink vadka" I asked surprised

"Da, Nickali vomited and would like to get rid of horrorble taste in mouth." He growled getting irtated, raising my hands up in defence " OK, ok, i got it." I blurted out walking away to the creek with a can to gather water for Nickali, and cool off.

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Getting there, I stopped seeing, Richthofen? I thought he was, sitting on the edge of a over hang above the creek, I got a good idea, I snuck up behind him and shoved him in,

To the Cristal clear depths below, yelping the hole way down.

After swimming back and getting out of the water, he stomped past soaking wet, causeing me to snort in laughter,

"HAHA, come on it was a joke kraut!" I yell to his back, he stopped, turning around and said,

"OOH J-JEW" he snarled "URGH" and continued to stomping away

What?, can't he take a joke. Feeling a little guilty I qwikly jogged past him grabing his upper arm, getting him to stop, "c'mon it was a joke man calm down" I said he started to struggle but he couldn't get away "a zjoke?!" He glowled "yeah" I said he jerked again and again "let mich go jew swein" he spat harshly,

Seeing him like this makes him cuter, I saw a chance and figured I take it, grabing his other shoulder "why should I?~" I purred,

seeing his pale face turn red told me to continue, pushing him to the ground, pinning him down by his wrist. "*gasp* get off ov me!" He started to struggle again,

"why?, I like seeing like this doc" I said fakeing a pouty face, "NNNG" he struggled, finely stopping "heh, tired out already?,~" I purred in his ear, leaning up I looked at his red face, lips slightly parted eye's wide but dazed, damp hair slicked back, a bit of water slideing down his forehead, panting, I just haft to. Leaning down and place my lips on his,

He gasped trying to move away, "Nnmm" his eye's fluttered shut as he kissed back, I was surprised but, happy. After awile we parted for air, he looked away,

I pulled his face to were I could see him,

"Ja, i-it vas a good zjoke" he said, making me chuckle

(AN) I'll be making another sern