Stupidly Strong - Touhou X Male Reader

Prologue

A/N = Authors Note

Y/N = Your Name

L/N = Last Name

In bold is an action or something taking place...

—HAJIME—

Screen: "Ayo the pizza here- AH NI- SHI NAE NI- fard; 'Haha Jonathan, that was a brilliant meme, you can tell I'm-' never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, D O N ' T  A S K W H O  J O E  I S . . . gilbert, 'Sorry Drac, I was busy doing stuff. 'It's okay, I am stuff.' 'OMG COCAINE NO!' 'Haha Jonathan, you're on crack I see?' Taco bell- fard."

Y/N: "Haha, what have we as a society come to?!"

???: "I know what it's come to..."

Y/N: "Huh, who said that?"

???: "Me!"

Y/N: "Oh, you- who are you?"

Yukari: "Ara ara~ you've forgotten my name already? That makes me sad... I'm Yukari Yakumo, seventeen years of age!"

Y/N: "Cool, what do you want?"

Yukari: "Do you remember the deal we made?"

Y/N: "What deal?"

Yukari: "A deal where you could visit a fantasy world."

Y/N: "...Are you okay?"

Yukari: "I am absolutely fine-"

Y/N: "Good, also..."

Yukari: "Hm?"

Y/N: "I think you've got the wrong person..."

Yukari: "I certainly do not~"

Y/N: "Okay, well I don't want to go to this delusional world you're talking about, don't involve me."

Yukari: "Oh? But what if I told you that all problems and responsibilities-"

Y/N: "Take me..."

Yukari: 'I didn't even finish...' "That's brilliant! Also, do you need to take any belongings before you go?"

Y/N: "Hmm, I might as well take some extra pair of clothes..."

Yukari: "Are you finished?"

Y/N: "Yeah, where's our stop?"

Yukari: "Our next stop, Gensokyo! The land of illusions!"

A gap appears in front of the two...

Y/N: "That's cool, thanks!"

Yukari: Smirk "Good luck, you'll certainly need it..."

—END—

Knock knock...

Knock knock...

Knock knock...

???: "H-hello? Y/N it's me! I heard a familiar voice- don't do a single thing they ask! H-hey! Y/N?"

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