Latte, mocha, cappuccino
Gitter, fangs and tailored capes
Biggest out of all the mosquito
A grande villain with grande escapes
Flat white, macchiato, americano
Sunlight, garlic and a painful heartache
Not just fuck boys they can also be randos
Most think an invite is a mistake
But let's be honest
If you were immoral of course you would take a barista course
No surprise vampires drink coffee
But most are lactose intolerant
I have warned your potty
YOU ARE READING
Just a coffee drinking vampire
PoetryThis one is kinda an inside joke from an essay I wrote. I was commenting on fanfiction or something for a book response. Anyway, I made a joke that it was unrealistic for a vampire to live so long and not learn some new skills eg do a barista course...
