pov: both you and zardy are fucking stupid

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Normal day in the uuuuuuh in the maze or some shit i dont know bruh??

You were like working on crops and stuff and you see a doggie walk into the maze, it was a cute little doggie.

"What the dog doin."
"What the dog doin."

Both you and Zardy said, the doggie creature thing tilted his head confused on what the fuck you two just said but he walked up to you guys and started licking your fucking legs.

"Well what the dog is doing it licking my legs."

You thought of picking up the dog but he looked big and heavy as fuck so you just pat him on the back.

So um yeah you two decided to adopt the doggie and named him "Rex" the most generic dog name in the entire fucking world :)

(this is a crack fic owksooawne)
(did yall know that sus backwards is sus lol funni)
(anyways im gonna publish a one shot series of this guy

(i've been hyperfixated on him lately and i wanted to make something for him bcus he's cute and i haven't seen anyone make any content for him :( ssigh)

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(i've been hyperfixated on him lately and i wanted to make something for him bcus he's cute and i haven't seen anyone make any content for him :( ssigh)

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