Two poor kids in a poor town (crenny)

All it takes is a guniea pig

Kenny is at craig house uninvited like always
"What do you want?" Craig gives a glare
"I wanna hang out.."
"Ok" Craig flips Kenny off
"I stole stripes!!!" Kenny smiles
"What? No no you didn't-"
"Ya ya I did"
"Oh- where did you put him-....?"
"Oh um- I took him and he's somewhere in this room"
"Why'd you take him! Don't speak too me or my honey tweek ever again!!'"
Kenny makes a point too state who he is in this sentence "but I'm Kenny McCormick and we used too be best friends for a day!"
"I am aware. Are you aware that your and dumb friends stole my birthday money and had me sent too Peru and the only way we could get home was too take down the city of peru so don't talk too me"
"THAT WAS CARTMANS IDEA!!" He say in an exasperated way
"You went along with it-"
"Aww come one Craig I just wanna hangout maybe borrow a video game system" Kenny seems too have video games on his mind no thoughts of actually hanging out with Craig
"Oh that's why your hear you can use my video game system"
"So bestie we need too hang out more maybe ditch you other friends and just hang with me?"
"Im gonna find stripes" Craig seems a bit worried yet annoyed
"O can I help!!???" Kenny say maybe a bit too excited
"Your only talking too me for my video games" he rolls his eyes "goodybye" Craig slams his door close
"Waittttt I found stripes!"
"Where is he" Craig creeks open his door
Kenny laughs a lot "hahaha now that I got your attention let's hang out! Please"
"I need to find stripes I need to find stripes help me find him you stole him"
"I didn't steal him everyone knows poussoum are better but here" Kenny hands stripes too craig
"Oh you are a theif and a liar anyways what do you wanna do?" L
Oh ummm let's go get icecream!"
"Didn't you literally just come over to use me for video games?"
"Whatttttttttt? Yea- but I'm
Hungry soo"