Shrek was walking to the river to swimm naked because it was really hot outside.
In the river was someone.He was naked.He was hot.He was Bob the builder.
Shrek took off his clothes and walked to the hottie in the water.
"hey hottie watcha doing?"
"taking a bath dipshit.You stupid?"
"s-sorry you are just to hot for my brain to think"
"oh okay.Wanna join hot boii?"
"Y-yeah of course."
