It was a beatiful day at the swamp and shrek spent some time thinking about sonic.. again.. "Shrek? can I talk to you for a sec?" he heard the voice of his wife, fiona. "ofc my love. What is it?" he asked. "I wanted to talk to you about your relationship with.. yk.. sonic.." shit she knows shrek thought. "Our relationship? what do you mean?" "you two seem kinda close.. I have to gell you something too.. I think I fell in love with lady dimetrescu(m)." "Fiona.." "Yes. I know. I am sorry and I know we're married but.." "What about a foursome?" shrek asked. that could be poggers fiona thought to herself.
Time skip
they had a foursome
a/n: I wrote this while my pizza is in the oven
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Shrek is hot af
Fanfictionshrek likes sonic but fiona is still in love with shrek so she's frustrated and has seggs with lady dimetrescu
