Katsuki: I hate all of you damn extras!
Shouto: ...All of us?
Katsuki, petting Shoto's head: You're alright I guess
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Shouto: Wait...so you like like me?
Katsuki, literally on one knee proposing: Take a guess, Shouto
At the wedding
Shouto: Wait, we were DATING?!
Katsuki: -And that is why I'm in jail for murder
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Shouto: Being married is so weird. Like imagine having a bad day and wanting to curl up into a ball while you cry yourself to sleep, and then there's just some GUY on the other side of the bed.
Katsuki: ...
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Endeavor, texting Shouto: There's a team of crazy villains attacking our agency and we're outnumbered!
Shouto, texting back: That's crazy. Have fun tho.
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Katsuki, being interviewed: Dating your rival is so weird. Like, I'd give Shouto a kidney without hesitation but no way in hell is he borrowing my phone charger.
