Matt Hancock x reader

You Meet Mattie

Matt was siting on Boris johnson's comfy lap when you walk in and see Hancock. Immediately you fall in love with him, hid balding head, cute suit and thicc thighs attract u.

Matt's pov:

Wow, sexy wookman. Matt thought out loud. He realised he said It allowed and started to cry.

Your pov:

You pull mattie into a hug and kiss his greasy head, cooing him better like a pigeon. Immediately matt snuggled into u, licking your hand like a dog. Immedyly you douced your hand with enough hand sanitiser to kill a horse, wishing to get the disgustang spit off u.

Matt stands up. And asks u on a date which you say yes to and together you walk toward date.