Shrimp fried rice is in the kitchen, sitting in a bowl, looking delicious. You approach the dish, feeling some kind of way...
"Hello shrimp fried rice..." you say, feverishly.
"hello bitch" it says back.
Seeing as you have a degradation kink, this really did it for you.
You begin looking all flustered and sweaty.
"I'm literally a bowl of food please calm down."
That was the final straw, you knew what you were doing tonight.
"I am going to have intercourse with you now."
You begin removing pieces of clothing.
"Okay I am bored and also gay."
After your clothes are gone, the bowl says, "Nice tits"
This will be a long and exciting night.
